Friday, 10 May 2013

STRICTLY FOR GUYZZZZZZZZ...!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhh!!!!!

     Searched hard for a title to make the girls read this blog... Hope no other title can substitute this one... I know for sure all girls when they visit my blog will read this one first... That is the level of innocence of a girl...

     Guys!!!!! Sorry... This is gonna b a praise song about girls.... So the ones who have the(falsest) feeling that u don't like girls,their attitude and so on.....please keep away from this blog...Coz this is gonna irritate u coz i am gonna tell something exactly opposite to ur (falsest) feelings about them....

     Not gonna bore u, starting from the starting of my breath... My mom gave me life.... She carried me 280 days very carefully taking all the pain and.....yes friends.... u all know that u and i are here because of that Angel of God.... All of us love a soul more than us and she is called MOM.... That position may change when u c sum1 caring for u.... and... u know the 280 days of pain she underwent... So that position can be stolen by another girl only wen u r very sure that she will b able to take pains... like ur mom did for u... Happy if u have one...

   Now, my experience and my understanding and my feelings towards my opposite sex....i am not calling them WEAKER sex by any means.... my opposite sex... Lemme move on...

   School is the place where I came to know of the girls as the ones who should not be approached....whom u should not talk to or have friendship with... Thanks to my school for allowing co-education and to b frank....thanx to my FRIENDS for allowing me to be in a boys school even if it is a Co-Ed school :P :P... Those were the days when "MOUNAM PESIYADHAE" was a blockbuster.... and for people who don't see movies... the hero of that movie hates love and girls.... anyways he will fall in love finally...:P... So now u know why me and my friends hated(????) girls when v were in school... Obvious reason is to gain a "HEROIC FEEL".... So, at that age i had no idea of girls....

   Then went into a college which was not owned by Jeppiaar(Thank God!!!!).... No fine for talking to....no no turning towards the side of girls.... That was again a Co-Ed college.... but only for few boys.... Alas!!!! Even this time i am not in that few... Final year of college gave me few good and few worst ideas about girls... Now the conclusion again is,"DON'T TALK TO GIRLS"... If u b a goal keeper....none will remember the number of goals u saved....all they will remember is the only goal that u miss... The same is the case with me..Bad feelings  overshadowed the good...so., "Y TO TALK AGAIN"....

    
    23 years of my life went in studying and the last 2 years earned me a Masters degree and most importantly, the best image about girls... Their world is truly a cute one... Feeling so happy for the smallest of things... Thinking 100 times matured than a boy of the same age... Loving the parents more than any one in this world even if committed(the best and most important thing that most, not all guys who love miss out)... Knowing their priorities... Treating their opposite sex, whomsoever it may be,with utmost dignity and so on and so on...


    Fearing for the softest of things, fighting for the silliest reason, longing for a true relationship, trusting one totally once they feel that the person is the one to be trusted, cracking the most boring joke yet with the best enthusiasm, uttering cliches like " that kid is too cute","i love cool and breezy weather" etc as if v boys go on kicking all the kids and love to be in a furnace.... But then on seeing the way they say it and the enthusiasm in those sentences.....Pardon me guys.... I love it... The way they care for their friends... my boys i tell u....seriously v should learn it from them and now i could see the reddening of the eyes of boys... Bt true that... Nothing wrong in admitting our smallest defects dudes...  

    Now that 2 years changed my mindset about girls from ," y talk to them" to "do talk to them"... A statement that i read somewhere... " To know the truest love, care and affection of a girl and getting privileged to enjoy that, rather than trying to be her boy friend or lover, try to be her BROTHER"...So true guys...Outta experience am i scribbling this blog...So now, Roger is the most privileged brother of many....I have a sister already and nw just treating all these sisters similar to her... U can scold, yell, show ur affection, care and in return feel the same from them too....



   Finally it is,
        B for beloved,G for girl, M for mother and S for sister  in my dictionary now...
Give chance for them to be a part of ur lyf and they will surely be the most bestest( as i always write...superlative to superlative to superlative) part....


     Even after allowing them to be ur sister or the most close and trust worthy friend, if u get a similar thought, the one i mentioned as the (falsest) feeling at the beginning of the blog.... Friend... Problem is obviously with you... High time... Try and change urself... Lead a happy happy life...Because as the proverb says,
  

                             "ITS BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"


   
  

   

Thursday, 9 May 2013

SECLUDE....

Hey,

"He is the most friendly person in this group",
" U can neva see a person more approachable than him",
"It's really fun to b with this person",
"I feel so lite when i am in this person's company"....

    No doubt.... Every single soul in this universe longs to hear these sentences about it by some other soul...At least one other soul.. Hey, don't even think that u r an exception to this. No way u r. And who the hell am I....????God...??? To be an exception to that. No dudes and dudesses. I am equally,no no, even more happy than all u people if i hear such a word about me from some other person. Sometimes have even longed to hear it from my loved ones. Grace of the Almighty has always answered my longings. Becoming a bit more spiritual nowadays:P :P.. But on a serious note, I have heard these words about myself (yayyyy!!!!!) from my most loved ones.

     So now,what is this blog for...???? Nothing else... I have started a blogger and now here is the place where I can boast about myself and... doing it without any flaws.... As simple as that....:P.. If that is the feeling that u have got after reading the first paragraph.... I salute u!!!!!!Congrats.... But don't stop ur reading here abruptly... Just carry on to know why have i spent my odious time writing this blog...U can c that odious is highlighted cozzzzzzzzz seriously its a worthless time :P  :P :P...

   Now getting back to my topic... Having heard all the statements already, all what i need now is just "the only thing that never changes in this world". U got it rite i guess.... Yeah....CHANGE.... And y does this stupid get such a stupidest idea all of a sudden.... Now u have to be more patient to know the reason....


    Kindly think an answer for this question before continuing...

          Who is the first and the best fan of all ur activities, humors, dressing style, behaviour etc etc etc???????

          If this is the question asked to me....within a fraction of a second without any second thoughts i will reply flatly, that it is none other than
                              I,ME,MYSELF.
          Yeahhhhh.... Now again ask urself the same question again and think over it. It will be none other than you for you...
           
           So, why is this question... such an inappropriate one in this place... I can explain that... It has a very convincing reason... Yes... The bestest(superlative to the superlative degree....) fan of mine started getting bored of my jokes, fun, pranks, behavior, activities etc etc etc... He is telling me just these words...
               "Enough of being called as what u r being called now... Life needs a small change at least. Go secluded..."


           Another selfish reason of trying to be a secluded, not easily reachable(pardon me telecom engineers!!!!!), mysterious person is.... just to find out the true ones who don't just give a damn for this change...


          "Now, if that is the reason for u to change, why the hell r u writing that here u sick ******..."...  Good question friends... Let me be more frank.... Fearing the loss of relations... Seriously, a coward at heart am I....when it comes to losing people and relationship.....


          Just give a try to what I have blabbered till now...I hope it will be useful for you if u r one among the people who is called by ur friends as explained in the first four lines....


         And for such a person, i tell u friend,it is not gonna b that easy....But just remember this proverb...


                             "Try try till u succeed" ....


   Even then if u cant succeed, then at least cheat.... That needs no hard tries anyways :P :P :P....


                                  What say friendsssssssssss.......?????????












Wednesday, 8 May 2013

DISCOVERY OF BLOGSPOT...

Hmmmm.......


"Tell me your friends and i ll tell u who u r...."... There goes the saying. Our ancestors who framed these kinda proverbs...God!!!! Too gud they are....


  Why all of a sudden such a proverb and such a praise to the ancestors... To b frank, that praise has nothing to do with this one. But obviously, that saying goes ryt wid almost all, if not at least with me...100 percent ryt.. if that is the maximum value that can be measured without any mathematical flaws.


   From my childhood, the definition of a friend according to me has differed but the substance of friendship has been one and the same all the way thru'... One thing i have noted from these similar stupids as me, is that these stupids are not only similar to me in many ways but also have influenced and been an inspiration in my life in many ways at various stages of life...


   So, does that mean I am trying to copy and live someone else's life. Hell no. How could one even think like that. Evry lyf considers some other lyf at some point of time as its role model. Mostly those role models are the ones who are the most popular ones in the world. Yet, a default role model in evryone's lyf is his/her own "DADDY". Some1 has said it already bt to b frank....
                             "He stole the words frm my mouth ;) ;) ;)"...

   
    Yes, of course i am no exception to that. I even swear that my DADDY is my first role model, hero wateva... Bt next to him, the place of a role model has never been stolen by any 'world famous, universally known' kinda people. That place remains vacant always and the people who has filled it at various points of my life are none other than my own
                    "SIMILAR STUPIDS as far as i am concerned and FRIENDS as the world is concerned"...

      THANX A TON MY DEAR FRIENDS....("Be a Roman in Rome....reason behind calling them friends :P :P)....



















      "Holy crap..."  "What happened to this guy...." "Why is he blabbering something here..." "Has he gone nuts..." "Is he outta mind..." "What is the relationship is this explanation to his title..."

      The above mentioned all may be the questions flowing thru' ur minds ryt now. Nothing wrong in that... Bt the reason why I am in blogger ryt now evn is because of my FRIENDS... Two of my friends ve started using this blogger which lead to me discovering the same...So, Now read the above once again(no unparliamentary words plzzzzz :P) and u will come to know why i called these stupids as my role models.


     Finally that is how Roger discovered Blogger


AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE

So,

    What's on your mind... A lovable and adorable question... A question that evry single one longs for some one to ask them. Oh Yes.....I know that I am one such blessed person.... Almost all my friends in this era are one such blesseds...!!!!

     Seriously friends.... U have that one who asks u this question the moment u meet him... And yeah...U cud ve found by now, the one who i am speaking bout... For those who don't have a clue about this person.... I know that not many will b in that list....Evn then, fr that vry few.... here is that person's identity....


                                            "FACEBOOK"


     I am not ashamed to tell u all that i don't ve the guts to click the "delete the account permanently" option in the settings page of this person. The main reason is that i cant lose "My own Friends"... While mentioning "My own friends" here, I refer to the people who are in my "Friends list" in FB... ROFL!!!! Ok... Jus fa fun...To b frank i know not almost 500 out of 900 "My own friends" then....

    Ok.... Now back to topic.... So who are these "My own friends" then.... Nw after attaining the so calld MATURITY i am talking all these bt i was not born as a 24 year matured boy... All these happened wen i was a bit more immature... Give a request wen u c ur opposite gender dressed up well and luk gud in her profie foto... So nw u ppl may know hw this 500 "My own friends" came into picture....

   Maturity... That is wat made me think a lot b4 posting anything in that lovable n caring person nowadays coz these 500 may also read my mind coz i am jus answering that person's question.....that too most of the tyms only wen i am down... No more can I be a laughing stock in sum unknown's lyf....Bt then atleast to know whether the rest 400 are getting married,kids n such sorts i very badly require the help of this person.... Coz this is internet era....to b more precise..."FB ERA"... So.... I am not getting out of him....


   Bt nw i am getting into you dear BLOGGER.... Coz, here only my my my friends r gonna b patient enuf to read all the stupid stuff uploaded by one of the stupids lyk them.... :P :P....


  And Yeah,... From now on..  He is gonna b used to know the happenings in my my my friends' lyf and u to answer the question asked by him.....


    
                        "AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE FRIENDS"